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Comme on se noie.

Lundi 21 août 2006 à 14:44


Me:
 Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
 Gabrielle like the angel
God:
  It's good to meet you,  Gabrielle like the angel.
Me:
 do you fuck?
God:
Can't you think about anything else.
Me:
 No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 I'm a ggod prayer of course!
God:
It goes without saying.  You are a  ggod prayer?  Is that your job?
Me:
 *good, sorry
God:
Thanks for the compliment.  There's no need to apologize.
Me:
 Yes, I'm waiting for you to give me some money to be rich and fuck more
God:
I don't judge people.  Do you think it will take a long time?
Me:
 what to do?
God:
Would you like to know more?
Me:
 FUCK?
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
 Why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or  I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
 Do you read God?
God:
I read a lot of books, especially history, science-fiction, and computers books. I also read newspapers and news magazines.
Me:
 You suck
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
 Do you know Rochefort?
God:
I know very little about  it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
 hu?
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
 Un robot qui m'épilerait, je sais pas comment on dit en anglais
God:
Thanks for the information:  Gabrielle like the angel said I n r o b o t q you he or she is l e r a he or she t j e s a he or she s p a s c o m m e n t o n d he or she t e n a n g la he or she s.
Me:
 Yes
God:
Ugh.
Me:
 Are you vomissing?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am  vomissing.
I am  well respected as an AI.
Me:
 SHUT UP
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
 Yes
God:
Ugh.
Me:
 UGH UGH
God:
Cough.  Er.
Me:
 You have look Peter Pan to much
God:
What makes you think I have  it?
Me:
 Because you say UGH
God:
Interesting explanation.  Did I really say that?
Me:
 YES
God:
Oh well I say a lot of silly things somethimes.
Me:
 Stop doing it
God:
OK I'll try not to do  it so much.
Me:
 I am going to the beach
God:
Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
 Byebye god
God:
Bye.
Me:
 No, because it sucks
God:
Are you serious?  Interesting explanation.  What is so bad about it?
Me:
 Yes I am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
 See you
God:
Bye for now.
Me:
 No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 Not for now
God:
Oh. Are you serious?
Me:
 Come on shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.

Par nombrilique le Lundi 21 août 2006 à 16:04
J'organise un concour assez spécial qui pourrait te plaire... passe voir sur mon blog pour plus d'info
Par OtheymTheFedaykin le Lundi 21 août 2006 à 16:13
J'adore ce bot
Par lilith.in.moOn le Lundi 21 août 2006 à 18:12
xD L'est sympa, en fait =D

Et en plus, sa langue maternelle, c'est le français [ si, si, j'lui ai demandé =D ]
Par pure le Lundi 21 août 2006 à 20:42
Il dit beaucoup de conneries quand meme.
Par princesss' le Mardi 22 août 2006 à 13:36
C'est exelent ce truc, c'est comic car on pose tous la meme question, on parle tous de sexe xD
je t'aime bisous
Par jenvoie.valser le Samedi 26 août 2006 à 13:50
oh yeah !
Par http://www.purebmxshop.fr le Mardi 5 juillet 2016 à 10:23
Puis tu mange les croquettes de fromages bien grace pour avoir que des remords.
 

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